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    you know…

    and here i begin my sarcastic apologies, once again… i apologise if i work alot. nobody else is going to pay the bills for me. i apologise if i fail…

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    there’s one thing i forgot.

    this blogpost is codespeak. i forgot to add this one.

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    i need this weekend.

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    hunting for treasure!

    Tis Friday so, like, take a break and spend some time hunting for treasure! In the final stages of The Nerdies 2010, 10 bloggers around South Africa have been selected…

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    So, you thought your boyfriend was weird?

    Whilst I am totally aware that Shmooshy is very human, and not dancer…I do breathe a sigh of swoon-filled relief knowing that he is mine. All mine. Even though he…

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    for she who knows me very well

    i won’t reveal who this is for. they already know. life is full of shit, right? yep. totally. i wanted you to know that, even though you know i am…

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    dual sentence RANT

    NOBODY ever tells me to choose between my child and what THEY deem I am supposed to do. What I am supposed to do is be a MOM. (oh, and…

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    nerdies10…vote for me please :)

    darling dearest audience of twelve, won’t you meander over here and vote for me please? Everyone who does gets a free ice-cream! And, I’ll Cam will sing you a song!

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    so, here’s the thing

    So, here’s the thing. It’s no surprise to anyone reading this (yeah, that’s you, audience of twelve) that I am over the moon, totally awed shmooshy-crazed happyCath (TM). But, this morning,…

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    shmooshness.

    eddie izzard/eat dinner/cuddle/calm me down/wake me up/leave me to sleep for nine hours straight/love my tiny hands/listen to me rant about whatever urinated on my energy receptacle today /squeezes my…

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