oh bugger off work whilst i do a meme

Got this from  Sheena who stole it from Sweets and this is my WAB (work avoidance behaviour) for today. BAD CATH!!!

I am: sitting in the world’s smallest stall at the TB conference.

I know: a shitload more than i thought i did about the work that i do (thats self-deprecating and im going to have to pay a person five rand now)

I want: to stop having to say my name, and introducing my project.

I wish: i could go for a smoke?

I hate: the idea that so much money goes into sitting here.

I miss: my cam and my moose.

I fear: not much really

I feel: much older than i think i am

I smell: apples

I hear: alot of talking and fannying around

I crave: a cheesy toastie and some coffee right now.

I search: google daily for random crap that enters my brain. today my search terms are “longitudinal dork” and “manic shirts”

I wonder: why people really are dumb. and why people steal. it irks me.

I regret: nothing. not even cardigan wearing name shirters. they’re inspiring me on a 365u post. Wahah.

I love: that my life is all about being busy and loving and loved.

I ache: when I think about how quickly my daughter is growing up, and i hope every day that i am enough for her

I am not: going to dwell on it.

I believe: in ghosts and imaginary friends.

I dance: not as often as i want to.

I sing: loudly and with tv remotes or hair brushes with my flatmate. and badly. SOOO badly.

I cried last: night with hysterical laughter.

I fight: with myself daily. usually i win.

I write: whenever i can. however i can. on whatever i can.

I win: every time cameron says “i love you mommy”

I lose: my voice when i have something important to say.

I am never: going to tolerate being forced into compromise or submission again.

I always: put the curtains left over right.

I confuse: my words often. lysdexia rules. vissing mic etc

I listen: to music all day at work

I can usually be found: smiling

I need: a.cigarette.and.coffee.stat.

I am happy: most of the time. it does take a lot (and to define a lot you have to be me) to make me unhappied

I imagine: often about silly girl dreams.