last night

last night i had
(a) zero sleep. as in. did not even enter room of bed to get sleep.
(b) a massive, massive, very expensive and long sms fight. with you. hopefully we’ve now resolved that. i like to think of it as a good fight. it set my head straight. thank you.
(c) desperate need for an axe. i phoned a possible lead on a place, and the idiot says ‘oh you have a kid? does she cry?’. i coughed back my vomit, and tried not to say ‘no, actually she’s a deaf mute but thanks for asking’.
(d) approximately 14 glasses of water. dehydrating under pressure. remind me to buy a new water filter juggy thingamabobby whatsit.
(e) a g33kout with will
(f) nothing for dinner. was not hungry. am now starving. send food.

and then, in a laughy laugh. Will sent me this.

Entitled, ‘is this what makes front page news nowadays’. i corpsed. alot. literally, this made me “chiquitita you and i diiiiiiiiiiiiiie” giggle.

pardon the phrase

pardon the phrase but the fit has hit the shan

i am soon to be homeless. They’re selling my flat.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is not happening.

  1. ends denial.
  2. finds new home.
  3. someone somewhere is laughing at me.
  4. that person is a twerp.

would it be a little too much for a little affirmation today? just a little one. It’s not like i’m asking for a billboard. i can make those myself, thanks.

that is all.