last night

last night i had
(a) zero sleep. as in. did not even enter room of bed to get sleep.
(b) a massive, massive, very expensive and long sms fight. with you. hopefully we’ve now resolved that. i like to think of it as a good fight. it set my head straight. thank you.
(c) desperate need for an axe. i phoned a possible lead on a place, and the idiot says ‘oh you have a kid? does she cry?’. i coughed back my vomit, and tried not to say ‘no, actually she’s a deaf mute but thanks for asking’.
(d) approximately 14 glasses of water. dehydrating under pressure. remind me to buy a new water filter juggy thingamabobby whatsit.
(e) a g33kout with will
(f) nothing for dinner. was not hungry. am now starving. send food.

and then, in a laughy laugh. Will sent me this.

Entitled, ‘is this what makes front page news nowadays’. i corpsed. alot. literally, this made me “chiquitita you and i diiiiiiiiiiiiiie” giggle.