1. Comment: You, sir, are an idiot. So instant news is a bad thing? Would you like news served to you slowly then, possibly on toilet paper? Get over your Britney-follow-only problem, and then see the potential. Seriously.
2. Live: Divine, chilled weekend with Cam. My girl, you are amazing. Never, ever, ever stop dancing.
3. Excite: I’ll be here for the next three days.
*clicks heels together three times*