Whilst I am totally aware that Shmooshy is very human, and not dancer…I do breathe a sigh of swoon-filled relief knowing that he is mine.
All mine.
Even though he does these five weird things:
- There’s the food thing. I get the food thing. The food-must-be-at-perfect-temperature-served-in-particular-way-eaten-at-67-degree-angle-and-covered-in-Nandos-sauce. Foodism. There is a reason for it.
- He has an amazing eye for…Mermaids. I tell you not a lie. Cam is obsessed with mermaids. Shmooshy has the uncanny ability to spot a mermaid anything within a five mile radius. This is a weird thing that I really like.
- He has a lock of my hair. This is a true story. Moreover, and maybe this is just hilarious but, he looks really good in my shoes. I know this because it’s happened once, at about two AM. Heh. 😀
- He cannot walk around and brush his teeth at the same time. He cannot understand why I HAVE to walk around whilst brushing my teeth. LOL.
- He talks to himself, just as much as I do. He’s also okay with me talking to myself. Still, we both talk in our sleep. One night, I listened, giggling, whilst he loudly told the ceiling that he really thinks “poodles just aren’t about that”.
Why am I telling you this? Simple, really. Because Shmooshy ain’t as weird as Stefan from Vampire Diaries. And, by telling you this I stand a chance of winning a Blackberry Bold 9000. That means Shmooshy can stop telling me he can’t hear me when I call him. Maybe it means I won’t have so much iPhone jealousy (his iPhone hates me). Maybe they will get along better than our current phones. Heh.
But, back to Vampire Diaries, as premiered on on DStv, VUZU Channel 123 on the 1st of February this year. The Vampire Diaries is based on the bestselling book series from Alloy Entertainment, which has recently been re-released and is enjoying time on The New York Times Best Sellers list. Vampire Diaries is also the most watched series premier in US network history.
Do you think YOUR boyfriend is weird?
You should, you know. All men have weird idiosyncracies. If you’d like to enter the competition too, leave me a comment or write a blogpost and link back to me, to enter! Simple as that!
In the meantime, I tag the following three wonderful women (and, because I know if they win, they’ll give ME the BB for being so awesome :P)..