I awoke this morning to…
Cameron: Mom. We need to talk.
Me: Okay, Cam. What’s up?
Cameron: I found the easter eggs in the kitchen
Me: Okay, and let me guess, you want to eat them for breakfast?
Cameron: No! Mommy. You’re naughty.
Me: Er, why?
Cameron: Mommy, you can’t have any. YOU STOLE FROM THE EASTER BUNNY!!!