Dear Sweets
i heart you. i stalk you daily, in fact, but you don’t know and then today you say:
“why isn’t the whole world reading your blog, seriously????”
and i guess the inner narcissist within in me says
“because people are dumb”
thank you darling
as for the rest of you, visit Sweets NOW or else i will throw my stapler, shoes and a banana at you. (i have phenomenally good aim when irked, trust me on this score)
Oh, and I’ll make you sit in on all my meetings that i have to go to AND I’ll make you do karaoke with me. (trust me, i’m bad)
(btw, sweets, the name of your blog is actually one of my fave sayings. SWEET ASS is the way forward!)