i never do this but… – sea.ess.em.jay.

two things i generally don’t do:

1. forward on forwarded jokes. trust me, i’ve seen enough animated *.gifs of monkeys doing the baby dance and powerpoint presentations about how if i send it on to my ten thousand closest friends, ill receive a free gift in the mail and suddenly wake up rich, thin and with a ginormous penis. I really don’t want to grow a ginormous penis, thanks.

2. comment on current affairs.

but this, this tickled my funny (…funny, i said funny…)

SWINE FLU WARNING

Everyone should be aware that there is a possibility of another

outbreak of Swine Flu during the next few months of flu season.

In order that you may be on the alert for indications that you or

members of your family may have contracted the Swine Flu Virus, you should be aware of the symptoms associated with this disease.

Sore throat.

Slight headache.

Moderate to high temperature.

Nausea or upset stomach.

An uncontrollable urge to fuck in the mud.

SWINE FLU WARNING

Everyone should be aware that there is a possibility of another
outbreak of Swine Flu during the next few months of flu season.

In order that you may be on the alert for indications that you or
members of your family may have contracted the Swine Flu Virus, you should be aware of the symptoms associated with this disease.

Sore throat.
Slight headache.
Moderate to high temperature.
Nausea or upset stomach.
An uncontrollable urge to fuck in the mud.