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    more beautifuk bape on abby

    Abby – penned by DaveBhora, who will not miss her at all. Abby was as touched as they come Micky and goofy, stickin out from her bum Easy come ,…

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    so long abby. we bid you farewell with a bape.

    dave had an assistant called abbyshe wasn’t clean or savvy she liked mickey mousebut couldn’t click a mouseand used to make the whole place smelly she could not spell to…

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    this is bape coming back to get me

    context: cath is having a detox day, is barefoot and spent five hours this weekend attempting to change a lightbulb she could not reach, in amongst other things. this, this…

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    the BAPE cometh

    it’s back and it’s bad. coming soon…

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    monday.

    I SEE DUMB PEOPLE

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    thank god for my friends.

    dave says:im cutting my leave short by a weekCath says:aish mandave says:blehdave says:oh wellCath says:fuck man thats just not fairdave says:what can i dodave says:i could mope about itdave says:become…

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    this is how i feel today about everyone.

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    …

    *orders billboard*

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    mantra

    I am funny. I am fierce. I am generous. I am compassionate.

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    a classic

    1. Weekend was good. i’d missed you lot. and yes, you, shit it was good to see you and have you leave notes on my whiteboard. 2. the purge was…

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