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    one of the million funnies for today. but this one is all mine.

    note to self – pick n pay online shopping has a snarky sense of humour. that or they didn’t think this one through so well…

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    your hair smells of oranges

    your hair smells like oranges this evening.you put your little arms around me and say‘i love you mommy. i sorry i cried when you say no’ i look at you…

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    best day

    i always have the best of days with you. and you’re not even in the same room as me.

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    this is it.

    larcy, you’ll get this. i know you will. other people do too. SACK THIS sums IT up. and you KNOW which IT i’m talking about.

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    thank you thank you thank you

    click. click. click. here be warned: can be not for you sensitive type peeps. PROPS to Matt. AGAIN. that’s like the 8th time today or something? sheesh SHUT UP AND…

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    reason 5749750934 why i love south africa

    thanks matt. this is me ‘stealing your idea’ pah. AND i’m giving you props too. sheesh. sometimes… smirk. in fact, i’m just gonna copy and paste the conversation. it’s just…

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    slipstreaming

    fontwork intentional For the last two weeks, i will admit, i was unsettled. Feeling so very wobbly, as you well know. I think I hid it well with brightness and…

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    word for today

    foonglery. serious. it’s a word. Ask Matt that’s me, giving you props again, in public, see? now. send. me. presents. thank you and gnite.

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    quotes from today

    1. a bus on wings. WAHAAHHAAHAHH2. ‘please don’t ever make happiness by the body on top of my linen’ WAHAHAHAH3. ‘this is a looooong and complicated story whch will have…

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    sheena

    honestly, sheena. i have no idea how it happened, but i am entirely grateful that you exist. your fax had me lying on floor of yellowwalled office and fanning myself…

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