I can’t do it today. No, I can’t. I’m too busy and there’s ninety eight other things I have to get done.
Yes, I know you want to, and I need it too. The sun is just right and it’s a perfect day for it. I can smell the flowers already and I won’t even need a jersey. Oh gosh, I wish I could today, but my computer is calling me away.
Away to a world of pings and clicks, of things to do and people to talk with and respond to. There’s whirrs and ting-ting-tings, oh look a new email in my inbox. This person thinks they’d like to work with me – how fun! Oh no, they don’t like this thing that I don’t want to change for anyone, no matter what. Sorry… delete. Oh my, did you see this? 10 new ways to use a can opener. Gosh, I love Buzzfeed. Yes, I know, here’s a snack, look at the butterfly. I’m going.
Did you have a nice nap? Did you dream about birds and bark? Haha. What are you eating? Hold on, the phone is ringing. Ding, ding, ding, oh hell, I forgot about the post-it note. I must eat something. How is it 2pm already? Where did this day go? I know, I know, I’m coming.
Okay, I’m here.
What are the magic words for today? Oh yes.
“Jake, would you like to go for a walk?”
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This post is written as part of a collaborative blogging process. Each week, on Wednesdays at 2pm, Dave, Mandy, Brett, Nick, Scott and I publish a post. The same title is shared between us, but we have no sight of each other’s posts until we publish. As Dave says “The point of the exercise is to give a group of writers a title, and then to sit back and watch how their creativity and word skills deliver their very personal interpretations.”
You can read the other collaborators’ blog posts here:

Totally did not see that coming, though I suspect with Jake that simply the word ‘walk’ would do the trick…
Signs of a complex mind? Thanks for the anxiety attack!
Sweet. Lovely capturing of what so many of our lives look like which we would hardly want to admit. Great ending. Well done! Thankx for sharing.
Love brett fish
Thank you so much! X
Haha! Oh man, I had to. X
Yep. YEP!
Awwww.