Dear Anon

Dear Anonymous Comment Poster,

Your comment, left unpublished by me, won my attention. Congratulations. You have it, for two minutes. Mainly because, i have comment moderation turned on. This means that people generally don’t comment, unless they’re a regular (looking at you here my Angel friend) or really want to say something. I’m cool with that.

So, really, when your comment popped up in my moderation queue, i laughed. out loud.

• Just to clarify though, nope, i am not a scissoring sister, nor was I at the time you mention.
• Also, whilst some people have been known to have religious experiences around me (I quote: “Jesus. You’re amazing”), the correct term you were going for was “lauded” and not, as you say, “lorded”.
• Further, you spelt “sucking” incorrectly. tell-tale signs, i tell you.
• Lastly, fwahah, when you want to insult my writing, please, please, please do everyone a favour and don’t americanise your insults. Example? You said “you should be ashamed of your language and categorie organizational skills. this blog is just useless and spews garbage”. The generally accepted spelling is “organisational” and yep, check that spelling of “category”. Dictionary.com, anyone?

If you don’t like what you’re reading, then don’t read it.

Please rather go do the five knuckle shuffle somewhere else. Like in your mom’s bed or something. Heh.

The stupid brick would bounce right off you.