i have never done as much laundry in my entire life as i did this week/my laptop got upchucked on/it survived/my sanity did not/my daughter is beautiful when sleeping/when this bug would let her sleep/i’ve never run on as little sleep as i have this week, either/in everything, i am a mother first/i have the best friends in the world, unafraid of sharing my hell/the snotty bitch at the pharmacy really needs to be employed somewhere else/like on asshole island or something/it’s friday afternoon/my mind is clear on what i’m doing and need to do/i’m going to pay homage tonight to a friend, a memory, a wedding i never went to and should have been at, and a dancing ditty/my weekend tunes are on, and they’re jamming/yes, it’s r-kelly/no, that does not make me a bad person/seriously, you listen to ignition and tell me you won’t be in an instant good mood/i love you camster/i am your favourite dork and you my favourite porkee-baba/ipokey virus haha
i am the world’s greatest me, even when you don’t notice. i’m that star up in the sky.
oh, and go google ‘her morning elegance – oren lavie’.
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