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kim: “so his hobby is…” SuperM: “are you into horses?” Sheena: “i’m gay” (she was joking, lurkers) Me: “at least my applicator does not roll away from me” (okay, okay…

reading: fscking property listings, again. still, i’m hopeful. and peas on toast. because it keeps me hopeful. listening: little earthquakes – tori amos. drinking: that compulsory glass of milk. eating:…

‘elbow through the window’ ‘it would appear that chivalry is not dead’ italwaysflummoxesmehowyoucansumupeverythinginarandomasidethatisactuallynotrandomoranasideatall. as always, i am awe-full. 😉

i’m not crazy. i’ve just been in a very bad mood for the last 27 years. 😉

don’t be humble. you’re not that great – Golda Meir.

1. a previously good spam filter is now SOOO not working. SOOOO badly not working. did it take a public holiday?2. i love that you phone me from the airport…

“Twenty-Five Things It Took Me Over50 Years To Learn” by Dave Barry 1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it. 2. You…

us lightworkers don’t have it easyit’s because we have to work in the dark

‘I reckon if i were a super hero i would call myself “Proctastinator” with the power to Leap tall buildings, control time, shoot fireballs out of my ass and other…

some people are like slinkies.not really good for anything but, they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.