pondering the 42 again/missing you/looking at photos and canning myself/stuff/witty retort involving plankton/pink cupcakes/sleeping/deadlines/meetings/contracts/death-defying stunts of clevernesss/oj/toasties/aeroplanes and astronauts/taking over the world/nah, just a little piece of it/good friends/big gay suitcases/laughing/never stopping laughing/cuddles/warm socks/reading/sunshine/storms at night keep me under my duvet/strawberry shortcake/goodbyes/hellos.
“and the science that exists, calms me down” – fttw.
Nameskaz: can you help me with an experiment real quick?
Nameskaz: let me see you naked
Nameskaz: you see, these fortune cookies are bullshit
Nameskaz: “Your courage will reward you” my ass
‘I reckon if i were a super hero i would call myself “Proctastinator” with the power to Leap tall buildings, control time, shoot fireballs out of my ass and other cool super hero stuff
but i’d never get around to doing any of it’
*is <3 supposed to be a heart or an ass hat*
*jinbot2000: or I will reveal my BIGGEST CREATION
*jinbot2000: A CHICKEN
*jinbot2000: IN ASCII
*jinbot2000: Dare you test me, boy?
a. i’ve said this for years but, it appears Corita Kent got it published: “Life is a succession of moments, To live each one is to succeed.”
/end vaguely intelligent, philosophical talk for the day.
b. these are two of my all time favourite bash.org quotes:
QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s’mores and all… and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor’s house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire….
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing…
you make me happy when skys are grey, youll never know dear how much i love you, please dont take my bash.org away
I was depressed last night so I called the Suicide Life Line.
I reached a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck