bash.org

  • slashtags

    pondering the 42 again/missing you/looking at photos and canning myself/stuff/witty retort involving plankton/pink cupcakes/sleeping/deadlines/meetings/contracts/death-defying stunts of clevernesss/oj/toasties/aeroplanes and astronauts/taking over the world/nah, just a little piece of it/good friends/big gay…

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  • at 1am, this made me giggle a little on the inside

    bash.org. Nameskaz: can you help me with an experiment real quick?MarineWife021406: sureNameskaz: let me see you nakedMarineWife021406: noNameskaz: you see, these fortune cookies are bullshitNameskaz: “Your courage will reward you”…

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  • i heart you again bash.org

    ‘I reckon if i were a super hero i would call myself “Proctastinator” with the power to Leap tall buildings, control time, shoot fireballs out of my ass and other…

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  • <3

    *is <3 supposed to be a heart or an ass hat*

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  • *dies*

    *jinbot2000: beware*jinbot2000: or I will reveal my BIGGEST CREATION*jinbot2000: <“)3*jinbot2000: A CHICKEN*jinbot2000: IN ASCII*jinbot2000: Dare you test me, boy?

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  • quotes. because im still a little dumbstruck,

    a. i’ve said this for years but, it appears Corita Kent got it published: “Life is a succession of moments, To live each one is to succeed.” /end vaguely intelligent,…

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  • bash.org hearts

    you make me happy when skys are grey, youll never know dear how much i love you, please dont take my bash.org away

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  • i HEART you, bash.org.

    I was depressed last night so I called the Suicide Life Line. I reached a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and…

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