ExMiMeme

Because the illustrious ExMi tagged me. And dudes, always do what she says. Always. Do not mess with this 😛

Do you get regular massages? No. sadly not. Although, I’m absolutely open to anyone offering me more time at the Spa. Feel free. Go ahead. Click that little “send that email” button. Yes, yes, go ahead. 😛

Do you have an answering machine? Voicemail. Reminds me. Need to change that boring ass message.

What cuss word do you use the most? Yeah. About that. Both of them get me a smacked hand. Hahaha.

Are you underweight or overweight? Currently over. I blame Cape Town and all it’s good food.

Can you see your veins? Yes. A few too many.

Soap? mmm. currently, it’s the ones Cam makes sculptures out of. For true. Her latest hobby and talent is soap sculptures. Too much fun!

Fruit? Am I allowed to say Avocado? Yes. Am. This fruit is codespeak and if you get the joke, you probably shouldn’t be reading this. Hah.

Candy bar? Peppermint Aero. All of it.

Eaten a whole bag of potato chips? Yes. Salt and Vinegar, thank you.

Eaten lobster? Not. That’s like ocean roaches, hey.

Climbed a mountain? Yes. I miss the mountains. And, that’s walking up them, hey. Rock-climbing is for Spiderman. I am, unfortunately, not Spiderman

Been skydiving? Not. As per ExMi, I cannot even contemplate a ladder.

Been water skiing? Not intentionally 🙂

Wish you could change something about your life? Right now? No. I am exactly where I am supposed to be. Even though some aspects of it are currently grating my proverbial carrot.

Like your nose? Never, ever have. Probably never will.

Like salt and vinegar chips? Yes. See above.

Eat salsa? Yes, please. Just a bit.

Own a boat? No. There’s that whole “would I really want to, anyway?” question.

A small thing that people let slide but that actually has dire consequences? Either deal with a situation straight away or build a bridge. I hate denial. It’s a river in Egypt, not a life approach, people! I hate avoidance. It’s a sticky tongued grimace of getting through something, that you’ll never really get through.

Your most macho trait? I lift my own heavy stuff. But, I’m learning to let other people do it for me 🙂

The longest relationship you’ve ever had? That’ll be Cam’s dad.

Your most embarrassing thoughts? Oh, tonnes. Tonnes. But I ain’t sharing them on the intertubes. Heh.

Your most shameful moment? Have you met me?

Bath/Shower? Bath

Markers/Crayons? Markers.

Pens/Pencils? Pencils

Jelly/Cream Cheese? cream cheese

Bagel/Toast? bagel

My greatest weakness is…always doing my best to believe in the best of people before believing the worst. Sometimes, that’s a flaw.

I wish I was…lying in the sunshine with Cam right now.

Three things I wouldn’t do for a million dollars are…give up any part of my life right now (even the hard bits); bungee jump and eat anything that Fear Factor thinks is worthy for international broadcast purposes.

The oddest thing I’ve ever put in my mouth is…an inflated balloon. don’t ask. i get dared to do stuff.

Credit card you had? No.

Loan you got was for? Student loan.

Paycheck was for how much? WAHAHHAHAHA. Ah, good times. Skint times, too.

Time you had stitches? I’ve only had stitches once. And I’m not talking about my bajingo on the intertubes either, thanks.

Time you went to the hospital for something? After being born (year 0 of Cath) and next it was to give birth (end of year 24 of Cath).

List everything you ate in the last 24 hours? Cheese sandwich, Mashed potato, a breakfast bar, broccoli, yoghurt and an apple.

Last thing you used a credit card for? Booking flights.

What was your job previous to the one you have now? Office psychotic. heh.

Last thing you celebrated? Shmooshy’s birthday.

Last time you were at a sports bar? Christmas Day Night. Fwah.

Cluckhoff: “You fit right in here”

Cath: “Dude, I’m so short I fit in anywhere!”