I have no interest in work this afternoon. So, you lucky fuckers, you get to be bored with a survey. Happy Friday!
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with?
Myself. For being too nice.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
I have a choice? Super. I am a firm believer in stray trucks and misplaced nuclear strikes, thanks.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Only if they deserved it. And yes, when I have, they deserved it.
4. How about of the same sex?
Only if they deserved it. And yes, when I have, they deserved it.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Wow. I am sure there is a list. And i don’t really care about it.
6. What is your pet peeve?
Fwah. Stupidity, Inefficiency, Assholes, Unfounded Egos.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
Probably too easily.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you don’t?
Laundry. I have to in our house. Three girls, dudes, three girls.
2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up?
Wah. 7pm. I did go to bed at 10am though.
4. What is the last lame excuse that you made?
Nothing can top my “cat peed on my homework” one. Although, in my defence, it was true.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Not.
6. When was the last time you got in a good workout?
Hi. Have you met my daughter? I get a couple every day, thanks.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Twice.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Probably… Carpe Diem.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
Have you met me?
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event?
HAVE YOU MET ME? WHAHAHAHHAHAH. I have an interesting past.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
Yes. Really. I have. They lasted a week. I walked away when the woman enthused and said “you know, one day, if you work really hard, you’ll be as beautiful as Britney Spears”. I canned myself laughing and walked out.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Not anymore.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy?
Please pass me the S ‘n Vs and shut the fuck up 🙂
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought “lunch”?
WAHAHAHHAH. Oh lordy, I am sooo sending this to Matt. But, no, I have not.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family):
Some. Some of them were not pretty. Some of them were.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)
Not as many as I have seen naked.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite gender during a normal conversation?
I’m short. It happens unintentionally.
4. Have you ever kissed two people in one night?
WAHAHA. Now you’re just making me nostalgic.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person?
My boyfriend has the most gorgeous hands in the whole world.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Not.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
None.
2. What’s your guilty pleasure store?
Bookstores. Woolies. and the space.
3. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich.
4. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Probably for a little while. ….you know… until I have ENOUGH!
5. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes
6. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
Fuck off. I have no idea. Alot.
PRIDE
1. What’s one thing you have done that you’re most proud of?
Raising my daughter every day.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
I like to think: Raising my daughter every day; Getting that goddamn degree; Not ending up in the unemployment queue and surviving thus far without killing anyone.
3. What things would you like to accomplish in your life?
Be a good mom. Be a happy girl. All these things are always works in progress and all about the journey, not the destination. So I am accomplishing it today, and I probably will tomorrow. 🙂
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
I loathe competition. Generally because it whines when it loses.
5.Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
No.
6.Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
No.
7. What did you do today that you’re proud of?
I did not murder the idiot who bought me KFC as a present.
ENVY
1. What item or person would you most want to have for your own?
Person I would want for my own? I have no interest in owning people, thanks. And i’m quite happy with the ones that are with me anyhoo. Item? I do really want my 6110 to magically spring back into life tho.
2. Who would you want to go on “Trading Spaces” with?
No idea. hah.
3.If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
Pass, thanks.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Smaller ass. Pointier nose. Seriously.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Patience. I only have it for very select people and situations.