The Friday Foxtrot

Hello World.

Yes, tis true. I defeated my inbox yesterday. Nary a single email begging for my attention. Oh, except that one, DELETE. Ah, there, so much better.

Don’t be fooled, I’m not that naive. I know that, by Monday, the monster will have grown and grown and eaten folders and will be gnawing at my sleeve again. Bleh. Oh well, let me just swim along in victory for a little bit – defeated inbox! for first time this year! only took me six months! Woohoo!

Yeah, you’re right, it’s not that great. Work, Schmork.

Anyhoo, moving on. Have I told you lately that I heart my flattie? Go see here for what made me smile-cry this morning.

Have I told you lately that I heart Moose?  This made me think of you.

Have I told you lately that certain people annoy me? yes, right. You know about them. Oh look, Delete button.

Have I told you lately that Nick leaves on Monday? Wail. It’s okay. We’ll always have skype. Wait, I’ve used that line too much this year already.

Please give a thumbs up to Larcy. She’s had a rough week. Not made any easier by FUCKTARDATION all round. Sure. She hasn’t updated in a whiiile (yes, thats me moaning @ you lauren) but, let’s be understanding, shall we? She’ll get there. She will, I know, because she has a 1996-spun soundtrack to keep her feet firmly walking forward. I saw her and the Bear’s photos this morning and had a little weep. Miss you Lala. You who’s hanging at the Tate. And no, you do not look depro. You were eating a salad for fuck sakes! You’re bound to look depro, or giggling, when imbibing salad. Wahahah. Smooch Hooch.

Have I told you lately how lucky I am to have Cam aka Macaroni? Especially when she says things like “Nort, this milk sucks”, and I can myself at 6am.

And, with that…

It’s weekend. Time to unplug, gear down, go out, go in, and let this insane week wash over me. Some pretty cool shiz to do this weekend. Yay. Can’t wait.

Catch you later, and remember, every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. 😛 (thanks Matt, yes, i stole it, spank me :P)

SOTD: Here Comes A Man – The Parlotones

Oh, and here’s asofterworld that resonated.

Be good pumpkins. Oh, I mean, Monkeys. 😉