“mommy, i’m a circle. i never end and i never stop”
“mommy, it’s a dolphin. it’s blue” (okay, craig, you win. it’s a dolphin, not a penguin)
“mommy, what are you reading? i think i’ll read that just now, when i’m short like you”
“sing round and round and round and round” (yeah, you are you are definitely related to your grandmother)
“have you got another easter egg? good. i’d be cwoss otherwise”
“i love you. do you have bubbles?”
“you can play on my twampoline but only if you please pass me that easter egg”
“did you baff? it smells like baff. oh, it was me”