sit with me spiritually on this beach
make circles in the sand with your right index finger
it looks like a snail, see?
i’m fixing a server, by the way.
sit with me spiritually on this beach
watch as the waves roll in
and roll out again
think about nothing
except the sand in your butt
i’m under my desk, by the way.
Come sit with me, just for now
on the beach and listen to the
seagulls squaking
Look, it just caught a crab.
Ahhh, the fresh sea air.
I’m behind the door, dispensing medication by the way.
Thank you.
xoxox
A million thank you’s, just for today.
FWAHAHHAHAHH
fuck i love you