dave had an assistant called abby
she wasn’t clean or savvy
she liked mickey mouse
but couldn’t click a mouse
and used to make the whole place smelly
she could not spell to save her life
and god only knows who made her a wife
and now that she’s gone
that dumb sod
gets to live with her big feet going plod
down the passage and into the light
she’ll fight for her wages
with all her stupid might
we’d all thought she just needed a smack
turns out it was brains she did lack
in her letter of resignation flight
she got the company name wrong
we’re shocked she got her own right
she’s absconded and my god,
we’re saying a fond goodbye with this song