this is bape coming back to get me

context: cath is having a detox day, is barefoot and spent five hours this weekend attempting to change a lightbulb she could not reach, in amongst other things.

this, this is the BAPE I get:

Barefoot Bloos – by a Numetal Emo Baby
(inspired by duality – slipknot)

She dropped the peanut between her thiiiiiighs
Fresh fruuuuit and veg, is all that she desires
She’s a hiiiipy now, barefoot all the way
If this detox goes on… im not gonna make it ..

Heavy guitar riff

Verse 1

(Rapping )

Changing a broken light fitting
Is tougher than you think
She reached and stretched moaned and groaned
She never thought that she could shrink

Four to five hours later
She was still in despair
No socks or shoes on her feet
Yes that’s right, they were bare

pre chorus riffy thing (dun dun dunna da dun dun dunna)

SHE DROPPED THE PEANUT BETWEEN HER THIIIIIIIGHS


Bridge:

Now her toes are in pain!

Repeat chorus

******

my retort:

Our Mate Dave – by a Non Emo Short Person

our mate dave
is not all that suave
he’s keen like a bean
but roti is his queen

he talks about it in his sleep
and is ultimately prone to anything that goes fweep
he takes it all on the chin
but since abby absconded
he’s in shit up to his shin

he cancels his leave
needs a hair weave

our mate dave
is just his dad’s emo slave

***** FWAHHAAHAHHAH*****

Thank you for the BAPE!