a parody for larcy. and for myself. to remind us that those we put on pedestals and throw adoration at, even, maybe, worship, are just human after all.
When the poo is long
and the flight,
the flight to the toilet is none.
When you’re sure you’ve had enough
of this strife,
well hang on.
Don’t let your bowels go,
’cause everybody wipes
and everybody squirts
sometimes