March 2008

“you’re my present mommy” “you’re my present cammy” “i love you more than bubbles” “i love you more than cheese” “i’m going to make chocolate hearts for you and for…

“Twenty-Five Things It Took Me Over50 Years To Learn” by Dave Barry 1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it. 2. You…

Happy Galaxian Birthday. To the Co-creator of Pikachu, the James of my life’s Team Rocket and also fondly known to me as M@ttemon. Also known as the boy next door,…

us lightworkers don’t have it easyit’s because we have to work in the dark

spurred on my recent news of yet another person being fuckwitted. im spending this weekend writing the campaign proposal for the 2008 campaign. Yes, thats right, last year we saved…

HTFU harden the fuck up. here

1. http://fuckwittage.org/ 2. i missed you urban dictionary.

1 random task. clear out that cupboard which never stays that way and somehow accumulates junk. muchlike my ‘leave them in there and they will reproduce’ CD drawer 2. random…

e and i were talking, and i was venting, as is to be expected.she vented back. she sent me this and laughed and laughed. ah wikihow wikihow, how you make…

‘I reckon if i were a super hero i would call myself “Proctastinator” with the power to Leap tall buildings, control time, shoot fireballs out of my ass and other…