1. GO STEFF! You’re just about turning out to be the perfect man right now. remind me to playdate the kids with you. i am very proud indeed.

2. WARNING – potentially religiously offensive and undoubtedly opens me up for judgement so try not to take it out of context…

cam often asks me ‘who made me?’
the answer i always give her is ‘me, your daddy and God’
she always responds ‘me no like God. because me like you and Daddy’
which is cute and doesn’t mean she’s satanic. hah.
anyway, in the runup to the easter festivities,
the jehovah’s witnesses are doing their rounds,
saving the souls, preaching their doctrine
and they come to the door this morning
and the first thing the guy says is
‘we have been sent by God to deliver a message to you’.
Cam looks him straight in the eye and says
‘me no like God’
he goes bug-eyed, turns and goes
i explode in laughter all over the floor

/end